My life. Here I come...

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Kelli: You know what i just noticed? Words that start with vowels, we go: ‘an egg’, ‘an igloo’, ‘an object’…

Kelli: we don’t go, ‘an user’

Kelli: I’m typing documentation and I typed ‘an user’… and then my brain hurt.

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Client: I haven’t had any security problems from my end. Go ahead and email me the username and password.

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Bo: Adam, can I call you back in a little bit. There’s a snake in my kitchen.

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Jason: yeah, I mean, her trip’s gonna cost me $3000.

Scott: You could sleep with 30 fat chicks at $100 for that.

Scott: …or 10 really fat chicks for $300.

[PAUSE]

Jason: wait, that doesn’t add up

Scott: No, it does, 300 times 10…

Jason: No, not that…

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The very day after I purchase TaxCut for a whopping total of $27.54, THE VERY DAY, I find a link to this:

lifehacker.com

I was telling my coworker Jason at lunch today that such software should be free to the public!

DAMMIT!

Well, it doesn’t include state tax information, so I guess I spent nearly $30 on state tax return help.

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J2: You kidding me? If that were true I’d be doing my happy dance ’bout now.

Jason: Ha Ha

J2: Be off running around naked somewhere…

Adam: That’s your happy dance?

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I’m severely lazy. I have a 32″ near-HD LCD TV. I also have a TiVo. These three factors together means I watch a lot of TV, which is sad, because there’s not a lot of good TV on these days.

So I’ve developed a few very bad habits, one of which is the sin of watching SciFi Original Movies and MiniSeries.

The following is a list of all of the SciFi shows, with the one’s I’m guilty of watching stricken.

Take this as the atonement of my sins.

And on a side note: SciFi needs to hire some new writers for two reasons:

1. Most of the conflicts in the Original Movies were solved with nuclear explosions. I’d put the number at 80% approaching 90%. Apparently, SciFi writers can’t not blow things up.
2. They all star the same people!

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Coworker: not putting any pressure on ya’ll, but if ya let us down, they’ll never find ya bodies.

And yes, he was indeed joking…..I hope….

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Bo: Have you driven through Tulane’s campus at about 5:30pm?

Adam: uh, no

Bo: I’m frickin’ surrounded. I can’t move the truck without running over hotties.

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w00t for having a tip accepted to boingboing.net

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Me: (to a client, while coding in a change)Alright, Amy, you have weight

Amy: Huh?

Me: On…on your….oh boy, this came out wrong.

Me: You have weight on your FAQs…now….yeah

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#4 - It’s Self-Promoting

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Scott: Web development companies who have coffee service should be sanctioned. It’s kind of like juicing in baseball.

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#3 - Copycat posts

…and it’s search algorithm doesn’t work when I need it to.

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#2 - It doesn’t do much research

(and don’t b!tch at me that this story is buried. When I found it, it was on the Upcoming Stories)

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#1 - It Thinks It Should Be Popular

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Awesome beer-launching fridge